The Undercover Otaku

Shonen Smackdown: Nakama

siderealsandman — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 10:03:00 -0500

Introduction

Friends;how many of us have them? I’m talking bout friends; ones we can depend on. Friends is a word we use everyday. Most of the time, we use it in the wrong way. Now you can look the word up again and again but the dictionary doesn’t know the meaning of friends…

As many of you may have guessed from that shameless rip off of Whodini, today on Shonen Smackdown we’ll be discussing the hero’s support group; his group of friends. To use a Japanese loan word like good little weaboo in training that I am, I’ll refer to the hero’s extended support group as his nakama.

Basically, you have your friends, you have your good friends, you have your best friends and then you have your nakama. Friends will bail you out of jail, good friends will bail you out and pick you up, best friends will be sitting in jail with you saying “That was SO AWESOME”. But nakama will break you out of jail, kill the guards, burn the jail to the ground, dance on its ashes and declare war on the legal body that arrested you. Nakama is hardcore friendship done in over the top shonen fashion

The average shonen nakama has the hero, the team mom who keeps everybody from killing each other, the smart guy, the big guy, the kid sibling of somebody and the guy who’s totally not your friend he just keeps showing up and saving you at the right time and comes to all your parties but he’s just there for the cake, really. I direct you the DigiDestined from Digimon as UR Example.

They say you can’t qualify or quantify friendship…but take that as a challenge! I put friendship to the test and smackdown the hero’s closest friends and how the author handles their friendships, romantic relationships and general interactions. THIS…is Shonen Smackdown: The Side Characters.

WARNING: LONG POST IS LONG!

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The Konoha 11

Manga: Naruto
Role: Classmates and Comrades of the Main Cast
Pros: Fleshed out and intriguing
Cons: Unevenly developed
Coolest Member: Shikamaru Nara (Middle)

Be honest; would you want to go to war with the kids you went to school with? If you’re anything like me who to school with the largest collection of vapid flakes, spazes and stoners west of the Sierra Nevadas, you wouldn’t trust your ex classmates to pick up your dry cleaning let alone have your back in a superpowered kung-fu fight.

Fortunately for the titular character from Naruto, his classmates are not total zotes, dweebs or lameos. They are motherfucking ninjas, fully equipped with quirky, over-specialized powers and eager to aid our spiky haired hero in his one man war against the Akatsuki. The Rookie Nine plus two, an entire class of Ninja managed to advance through the ranks to be entrusted among the elder ninja as protectors of their village and hunters of dangerous criminals.

The Group

“Hey guys, Keanu Reeves wants to play Spike in the Cowboy Bebop Movie!”

A manipulator of shadows with an IQ over 200. A civilian without the ability to manipulate magical chakra beating enemies to a pulp with straight martial arts. A human hive of insects. A master of beasts. A mind controlling social manipulator. A medic with a megaton punch. Two pressure point fighters capable of paralyzing with a touch of a finger. A wrestler with the ability to enlarge himself to staggering sizes. A weapon master who summons thousands of blades.

I will give Kishimoto props for making Naruto’s circle of friends instantly likable and memorable. Each character is evocative with a distinct personality that makes them pop out from the other mostly colorless ninjas that people the Hidden Leaf Village.

Quick, what are their names?! Anyone? Okay how about just one of them…anything?

Of course, when you have such identifiable character concepts, it becomes shoe-chewingly frustrating when they’re not used to their potential. Granted, Naruto and Sakura are the main protagonists but Kishimoto is not above focusing on side characters for extended periods of time (coughSasukecough). This is especially egregious once Shippuden happens since we ping-pong back and forth between Naruto’s team and Sasuke’s team. True, Shikamaru’s team gets their own arc but it still feels like the characterization is unevenly spread.

For example, there is a side-arc where Team 10 (Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji) avenges their sensei like the good little ninja stereotypes they are. We focus on Shikamaru as he grapples with his fears of failure and inadequacy in the wake of his mentor’s death but we’re never given insight into Chouji or Ino’s reaction. As far as we know, they were all cried out by the funeral and we didn’t get a good look at how they emotionally developed. As a result, Shikamaru came out of the arc more developed than his teammates. I know it’s hard for the author to give everyone their time to shine but if you’re going to pick and choose characters to characterize, be consistent. Otherwise, we end up with a few well defined characters in a field of cardboard cutouts.

If you really want to get smash plastered drunk, pop in a DVD of Naruto and take a shot anytime anyone mentions “bonds” or “comrades.” People under 150lbs will die of alcohol poisoning before the ending credits and the rest will experience hallucinations of blond ninjas asking them to believe in “it”.

The little squads of ninja serve as mini-families for characters who by and large have crappy home lives.I again direct you to Team Ten who remain close even after they get moved around to other units once they graduate. Naruto’s ~~love~~ friendship with Sasuke drives him throughout the story, creating a goal that remains consistent as antagonists come and go and driving home Kishimoto’s favorite Aesop of redemption. Naruto is determined to save Sasuke almost as much as he is determined to become Hokage.

Friendship plays a large and fairly well handled role in binding the story together. Romance on the other hand…is a complete fucking disaster…

A…COMPLETE…FUCKING…DISASTER!

Seriously. Romance in Naruto is a hot, slimy mess of unrequited love dodecahedrons that never get resolved. Hinata loves Naruto loves ~~Sasuke~~ Sakura loves Sasuke…or does she love Naruto? And every time we approach completion, Kishimoto backs off or derails the plot or never mentions it again. Seriously, Hinata’s confession and near sacrifice for Naruto went nowhere and while her admiration for Naruto is a central point in her character development, it’s all a sorry tease if nothing happens once its revealed. Imagine if Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke’s father and no one ever talked about it again. Romance serves as cheap, flash in the pan drama to intensify a particular scene. But once that scene is done, there’s never any concern with what comes after. Naruto didn’t even send Hinata so much as a get well card before he bungled off to play with giant animals on the back of a turtle…

No, I am not kidding. Yes, That is Spiny Norman in the front. God yes, I hate Shippuden.

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The Ryoka

Manga: Bleach
Role: Rescue Squad
Pros: Devoted group of friends
Cons: Little Relationship Development
Favorite Member: Chad

Ichigo may be the grumpiest of the three shonen protagonists but not without reason. If chunks of semi-Japanese mythology kept beating me up and kidnapping my friends, I’d be pretty irritated too. By that point, I would also probably think about investing in some friends who could protect themselves from any wannabe kidnappers so I wouldn’t have to rescue their asses every other week.Though by now I have a theory that his mother’s death instilled in Ichigo the compulsive need to protect everyone around him to avoid suffering the same trauma again.

Still, once Ichigo rescued himself some friends they proved to be just the sort of rag-tag team that is the bane of all shonen villains and for lack of a better term, I dub Ichigo’s group The Ryoka (Intruders) because they’re always intruding on something or other, breaking up evil organizations or just smashing through walls and interrupting evil luncheons.

PICTURED: Ichigo ruining another one of Aizen’s tea parties

The Group

Ichigo and friends are often found sleeping in circles in the local parks and are mistaken for extremely pretty hobos.

Substitute Shinigami with Hollow powers. Ranked Kido master with the power of a Vice-Captain. Last of a race of mystical archers ~~with a passion for fashion~~.Half-Mexican Hollow powered strongman. Kooky reality warper with magic hairpins.

And Renji…sometimes.

As far as quirky Shonen groups go, this one is by far the most normal. When compared to freakshows like Naruto and One Piece, Ichigo and Co. are downright regular. This meshes well with the urban fantasy vibe in that the characters are the most human. Even Shinigami like Rukia are far more down to Earth than some of her superiors, even compared to Renji.

Each character really feels like their own person without being wacky for the sake of being wacky. Take Chad for example; he’s an actual pacifist unlike your standard anime “pacifist” that is only peaceful until negotiations break down. Chad refuses to fight back to the point that Ichigo has to bail him out when the first meet. He later makes peace with the fact that some fights can’t be avoided but It was nice to see a character stick to their guns and actually follow through on their own personal moral codes.

Overall, The Ryoka are a pretty dedicated group of friends who will drop everything to help one of their own out…

I just don’t know why…

Here’s a question I have for you guys; why is Ichigo friends with Uryuu? If they weren’t sticking together for mutual security against Hollows, would they hang out?

This is the main problem I have with the relationships in Bleach; they’re few and far between. Ichigo has friends certainly but I can’t really see why he has so many. If I had to whittle it down, I’d say Ichigo’s only real friends are Chad, Tatsuki and Rukia. Orihime hangs out with them but I get the feeling that they’re only friends through Tatsuki. Keigo and Mizuro are only there for comic relief, Uryuu only helps them out because it makes Hollow hunting easier and Renji…Renji’s just kinda there. Part of this problem is that there’s never anytime to cool down between rescue arcs and really flesh out the characters and their relationships. As a result, Ichigo establishes his only real friendships in the arc leading up to Soul Society.

As far as romance goes, it’s better than Naruto but that’s not saying a whole hell of a lot. People ask why I ship IchiRuki like a spastic fourteen year old girl and honestly, it’s because their relationship is the best developed on both sides. Kubo has gone on the record saying their relationship isn’t quite romantic but it certainly has the best foundation. I don’t dislike IchiHime and there are times where I can really get behind it. But this is the same problem I had with Avatar: The Last Airbender. We get a whole lot of development on one half of the relationship and absolutely none on the other side. I have to see that both people involved are interested in the other before I start liking the relationship. Otherwise, it just seems half-assed.

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The Straw-Hat Pirates

Manga: One Piece
Role: Pirate Crew
Pros: Dedicated and Uniquely Varied
Cons: Um…er…ah…
Coolest Member: Brooke

In real life, being a pirate sucks. You’re in constant danger from unpredictable weather, hostile nations seeking your death, scurvy and other vile diseases and rogue ninja attacks forcing you to declare your supremacy. Nowadays, calling yourself a pirate gets you laughed at while US Navy Seals fix you in their crosshairs. But fortunately for One Piece’s Luffy, the biggest problem he has to deal with is rounding his crew out and making enough friends to start his own fleet of pirate ships.

The Straw Hats represent the most focused group of friends on the list, each recruited for their special talents and their ambition to sail the seas. They are a fully functioning crew and a more cohesive unit than Naruto’s extended squad or Ichigo’s group of friends. However, their professional relationships serve only as the framework for the friendships forged and family created on their run from the Royal Navy.

The Group

Go ahead; laugh at the giant reindeer carrying the bazooka…

Mr. Fantastic’s Pirate Clone. A Swordsman with three weapons. A cat burglar who can control the weather. A slingshot wielding sniper. A miniature reindeer as the doctor. An archeologist with the ability to replicate her body parts. A chef who fights with his legs. A cyborg shipwright. A Skeleton that plays violin.

Yup, this is the freakshow. No other way to put it. In any other setting, this crew would be bizarre and even off-putting but Oda somehow makes it work by building a world that supports such flamboyantly odd characters. Each character is uniquely crafted, serving a larger role in the team while still maintaining their individuality. We get character development enough to know the Straw Hats but not too much to the point where it slows the story down. Backstory comes up in the main plot (ala Nami’s servitude to Arlong) and the whole story moves as a result of each character working together…and work together they do…

And here’s where One Piece shines. Actual. Genuine. Friendship. Between the main cast. Out of all the series here, the Straw Hats feel most like a family, willing to go to extreme lengths to avenge and assist their crew-mates for more than just their value on the ship. Time and again, they’ve put aside their personal goals for the goals of their friends.

Though non-canon, I think the most triumphant example of this is the movie Strong World where Nami gets abducted by a sleezy crime lord in exchange for her friends’ safety. First, this shows Nami’s evolution from the greedy thief she once was to part of the Straw Hat family as she is willing to sacrifice her freedom for the safety of her friends. She even leaves a recording asking the crew not to follow…which they ignore as they proceed to don their pimpiest attire and rescue her in the most explosive fashion this side of Hueco Mundo. And it is awesome. And it is heartwarming. And Luffy rides a giant duck but that’s not important.

As far as romance goes…there is none. Seriously. Oda has gone on record saying that he doesn’t write romance because he doesn’t feel like it needs to be there. I really respect when an author has the restraint not to include something that he feels would take away from his work. It says something when the best romantic writer on this list is the one who doesn’t include romance at all.

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And The Winner is…
X

The Straw Hat Pirates: One Piece

I thought each cast of characters worked equally well for the setting they were in so it came down to how the author handled friendship and romance.
Though I thought Bleach and Naruto handled their friendships well, Bleach lost points for failing to develop the friendships and Naruto lost points for its disastrous love dodecahedrons. One Piece painted a picture of a loyal, devoted cast of characters that conveyed genuine affection.

The Score

Straw Hats-3

The Ryoka-2

The Konoha 11-1

The Total

One Piece-8

Bleach-6

Naruto-4

So Naruto stays in the rear as One Piece increases its command of the field. But can a darkhorse come back for the win? Find out next time on SHONEN SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!

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Shonen Smackdown: The Villains

siderealsandman — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 10:07:00 -0500

Introduction

As we discovered in our last installment of Shonen Smackdown: Return of Jafar, the heroes of shonen manga tend to be more powerful than any character in any story that isn’t written by H.P. Lovecraft (but I think Naruto v. Cthulhu would be a close match). The worlds of Bleach, Naruto and One Piece are populated by outstanding characters so their heroes must be greater and more powerful than their superpowered peers. Energy blasts, elemental powers, superhuman strength and impossible swordplay make these heroes unstoppable forces and fearless warriors. The shonen hero stops at nothing and fears no one…except these guys…

Not quite…but that is one BAD horse…

The Villains. These are the characters that make even the most powerful hero quake in fear. They are the long, dark shadow hanging over our hero’s head. They are powerful enough to effortlessly crush the hero, humiliate his friends and leave the party crawling away in defeat. Their designs threaten the worlds they live in; their plans are selfish and far-reaching. Throughout arc after arc, their influence pulls the strings of lesser baddies and fights the hero through powerful rogues galleries and dangerous henchmen. They exist to frustrate and destroy the hero and the hero often finds that he can’t achieve his goal until the villains are dead.

So with that in mind, we take a walk on the dark side and smackdown the villains of Naruto, Bleach and One Piece

WARNING: UNMARKED SPOILERS FOLLOW!

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The Akatsuki

Manga: Naruto
Goal: Take over the world through control of the Tailed Beasts
Affiliated Antagonists: Orochimaru and Madara Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha

Now I know what you might be thinking here:

“Why Ben, you silly willy gumdrop head! The Akatsuki are mostly dead and gone! Surely Madara Uchiha is the big bad of the series now! Get hip with the times you unrighteous square!”

And while it is true that most of this organization has died out by the time of this review and Madara Uchiha has taken over as the main villain with his Instrumentality scheme he knicked from SEELE, I feel I must justify my response and prove that I am not a silly willy gumdrop head.

From the end of the Chunin Exam tournament arc in the first series of Naruto, one-shot villains like Zabuza fell away and we began to get peeks at a unified threat to the (relative) peace and stability the Ninja world has enjoyed.

Fear their coolie hats of DOOM!

The Akatsuki are the Legion of Doom of Missing Nin villains. Their plan is simple, even well organized, and they seem to have agents and allies in every major ninja village in the world. Even long time lurking ~~child molester~~ mad scientist Orochimaru once had ties to the Akatsuki.

Their plan may be a super-villain cliche but we’re given a solid blow by blow plan of how they intend to take over the world. They perform unsavory missions that normal ninja villages won’t touch for a reduced price, thus accumulating a lot of money and driving their rival ninja villages into bankruptcy. Next, they plan on controlling the demonic Tailed-Beasts, using their power to secretly start wars and then publicly quell them to create an air of reliability. With their track record of “stopping” Tailed-Beast attacks, the Akatsuki will steal the clients of other Hidden Villages, thereby depriving their enemies of income. Finally, as the only ninja force in the world with any gravitas, they can safely destroy the other villages and take their place as military dictators of the world. This plan is a lot more attractive to me than Madara’s MacGuffin Instrumentality or Pein’s desire to create total war and if it weren’t for those two undercutting the overall Akatsuki goal with their own goals, they might have succeeded

I hate so much about the things you choose to be, Tobi…

The Akatsuki serve as good individual battles (see Team Asuma’s battle against Hidan and Kakazu for a prime example of that) but I feel like their impact as a group got pissed away during Shippuden. It became more about furthering Pein and Madara’s individual plans than any unified world domination plan. I guarantee whatever Hollywood Voodoo bullcrap Madara’s planning is going can be stopped a hell of a lot easier than systematic socioeconomic assassination and rule by military force. There were shades of great villainy here but once again the plot is hijacked by the Tailed-Beasts and we’re left wondering what if…

Oh, and there has been some talk about Sasuke becoming the final series antagonist. To that I say BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….s-seriously? Sasuke? Captain Emo Von Duckbutt? Hahahahaha…no.

Yeah, I went there. Deal With It Sasuke…

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Souske Aizen

Manga: Bleach
Goal: Raise Himself Above God
Associated Antagonists: The Espada, The Arrancar, Hueco Mundo

What? Captain Aizen? No no no, there must be some kind of mistake… Surely you mean Gin Ichimaru, right? Captain Aizen has always been an upstanding member of Soul Society, intent on rooting out the conspiracy behind Rukia Kuchiki’s arrest and execution order. Captain Aizen would never-

Oh, go to hell, Aizen…ಠ_ಠ

Yes, if there are three things everyone knows about Bleach they are that Ichigo is dubbed by a former Power Ranger, Aizen is the main villain and that he is a total cheating bastard.

But he wasn’t always Captain Broken as the fans have come to call him. His subtle control over the Soul Society and the high degree of social manipulation he used to pit the Seretei against one another in the wake of Ichigo’s invasion was certainly unexpected and though he and his henchmen buggered off to Hueco Mundo shortly after the end of the Soul Society arc left established him as a credible threat. He beat down on every captain that had previously taken chapters to be in the span of a few pages, performed high level kido magic without incantation and blocked Ichigo’s Bankai with the tip of his finger (even killing his theme song in the anime)

Aizen went on to create the Espada out of pure awesome and the power of his giant couch who serve as level bosses as Ichigo attempts to rescue Orihime from Hueco Mundo. But all this awesome buildup was just a diversion on Aizen’s part as we get into the Fake Karakura Town arc…and things get weird.

It is here that Aizen’s Zanpaktou power gets ridiculous. His sword has the power of perfect hypnosis which translates as “nuh-uh” to every attack made against him. Stab him with your sword? Nuh-uh, that was just perfect hypnosis. Try and attack from behind? Nuh-uh, that was perfect hypnosis, you just stabbed your friend. Thought you ordered a decaf coffee with soymilk? Nuh-uh, perfect hypnosis and you just drank half and half.

Aizen got so powerful that it cost Ichigo his shinigami powers to defeat him. Keep in mind that Ichigo was one of the most powerful Vizards in the universe and pretty broken himself. So the fact that it cost all his power to defeat (not even destroy) Aizen is a testament to how overpowered Aizen eventually got. It’s fun to have a strong villain but this is just ridiculous.

THIS was his fault. Screw you, Aizen. Screw You...ಥ_ಥ

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The World Government

Manga: One Piece
Goal: Maintain Order and Eliminate Piracy
Affiliated Antagonists: 170 countries, a force of Marines

In any other anime, these would be the good guys.

In a lot of ways, they’re like the Ninja Villages of Naruto. A military force dedicated to upholding peace, eliminating roving gangs of criminals and making the world safer through law.

Unfortunately, this is a manga about pirates and the government in this world hardly lives up to its ideals about peace and justice. These are the very definitions of lawful evil. Marines who kill innocent women and children in the search for the heir of the Pirate King. Sinking entire ships of civilians to destroy one criminal on board. Commitment to Absolute Justice to a degree that would cause Hugo’s Inspector Javert to recoil.

For such a lighthearted manga, the Marines present a terrifying adversary. The Straw Hats may skirmish with other pirates and fight marine captains but their main enemy is the entire fucking world! Even if they reach their goal of One Piece, they’re still marked enemies of the World Government and the last Pirate King was executed before the start of the series. They’re enemy is the flag and everything and everyone who stands behind it. So, what does our hero decide to do?

Flags killed Luffy’s father…now he seeks revenge

In front of an army of Marines, the Straw Hats declare war on the World Government. From this point on, there is no escaping the inevitable destruction of the World Government if they are to truly reach their goals.

AND THE WINNER IS….

The World Government: One Piece

What really puts the World Government in my top spot is the amount of hell they could potentially rain down on the Straw Hats. If Luffy manages to be Pirate King, he and his crew are going to become public enemy number one and the combined force of the Marines will be up against them. And frankly, that’s awesome. Having a powerful villain as an adversary makes the hero more awesome by defeating them. I anticipate epic battles to come as Luffy makes good on his willingness to destroy the world to protect his friends.

The Scores

World Government: 3

The Akatsuki: 2

Sosuke Aizen: 1

The Total so Far

One Piece: 5

Bleach: 4

Naruto: 3

So One Piece pulls ahead of Bleach and Naruto remains in third place. But, can the Ninja’s quirky cast of side characters defeat the Straw Hat crew and Kubo’s menagerie of freaks? Stay tuned and find out! Next Time: Side Character Smackdown

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Thank you all for being patient as I took a break from this to focus on my finals. Thanks to everyone who read my last post and to those who started following me, including carolinesadventuresinreality, gilgamesh8822, petronia and anaisapye! Stay tuned for my next review!

The Reviewing of of Haruhi Suzumiya

siderealsandman — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:36:06 -0500

Introduction

PICTURED: Five Normal Teenagers. Totally Not Lying

If someone served me a large bowl of warm cookie dough, I probably wouldn’t complain (oh, hang on, I’m going somewhere). After all, if cold cookie dough is second only to frosting out of the can as the college student’s dessert of choice, hot cookie dough would be better. But while enjoying my hot yummy cookie dough on a stick, I can’t help but wonder why the chef took it out of the oven before it totally cooked. And if you’re going to go through the trouble of mixing and heating up cookie dough to the point where it’s almost done, why not go the extra mile and make cookies?

This is more or less how I feel about The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya; all the right ingredients for a good show are here and they’re starting to come together in a way that’s pretty good on it’s own but once you’re done, you’re left wanting more. And it’s such a fun concept that you really want to see it live up to its full potential..and when it doesn’t you feel a little let down.

So, let’s dig into the warm gooey core of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

MMMMMMetaphors…

Background

Unless you haven’t been near a computer in the last four years, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (hereafter referred to as Haruhi to avoid carpal tunnel) has redefined what it means to be a cash cow franchise. Spawned from the light novels of Nagaru Tanigawa, the series has since expanded into manga, anime, spin off anime, video games, internet memes and a merchandising machine that puts Pokemon to shame

Yeah, I went there. Deal with it Pikachu.

This series is enormously popular in Japan and by the magic of of teh interwebz, it spread to America through fan-subs and fan translations (in fact, Haruhi’s producers weren’t going to export it because they thought it was “too Japanese” for a market that didn’t have the cultural background. Needless to say, the internet communities surrounding this series proved them wrong and warranted an official release). This level of fan devotion is not unwarranted or undeserved because Haruhi actually offers an interesting concept to build a series on, unlike certain other series of similar pop culture magnitude and impact with a totally unwarranted and undeserved fanbase.

I’m looking at you, sparkles…

Plot

Like many coming of age teen anime coming out these days (mostly from KyoAni with works like K-On and Clannad), Haruhi starts out with an ordinary high school student named (or at least nicknamed) Kyon. Kyon is our narrator and ostensibly the main character so we see the world through his thoroughly jade colored glasses. The first episode starts normally enough, with our snarky protagonist offering his cynical view on Santa Claus and the long trek up the hill to his school and it seems like the start of any other normal anime where a normal, but grumpy protagonist gets his heart thawed by an adorably defenseless normal female classmate…

Then Haruhi happens…and the normal goes bye-bye

PICTURED: Haruhi happening…

Enter the eccentric Haruhi Suzumiya. Grade-A beauty, star athlete, jack of all trades, seeker of aliens, time travelers and espers ~~and possibly bisexual~~

Kyon eventually strikes up a bizarre friendship with Haruhi and an offhand comment leads to Haruhi dragging Kyon into her invented club, The SOS Brigade; an organization dedicated to seeking out supernatural creatures and befriending them. In an effort to acquire enough members to legally form a club, the fledgling club recruits the quietly bookish Yuki Nagato, the mysterious transfer student and perpetually smiling Itsuki Koizumi and the…bouncy…Mikuru Asahina, who Haruhi recruited so her club would have a cute fanservicey mascot girl

Scratch that, DEFINITELY bisexual

All is still relatively normal until episode 3 of the original run (I say this because Haruhi was originally run in an anachronistic order). Yuki claims to be an artificial human sent to Earth by an alien overmind but the viewer has no reason to believe her. In fact, once Itsuki reveals himself to be an agent of an esper conspiracy (with powers he conveniently can use whenever he wants) I thought that just about everyone in this series was somehow mentally unbalanced and the whole plot would center around them coming to grips with reality. There’s no way any of this could be true, right?

Oh, silly me, I forgot this was anime…

A murder attempt by the class rep Asakura thwarted by a super-strong Nagato, a visit from Mikuru from the future (as it turns out she’s a time traveler) and a trip into an alternate dimension with Itsuki confirms their absurd stories. All of this supernatural mayhem seems to be revolving around Haruhi, who unknowingly has the power to influence the universe on a cosmically creative and destructive scale. If she thought aliens and other supernatural creatures existed,the universe may become overpopulated with them based on Haruhi’s godlike whim. This leads into a series of near supernatural occurrences combined with attempts to keep Haruhi interested while protecting the fabric with reality.

Technical Commentary

Let’s start out with the good, because there is a lot of good here.

KyoAni once again masterfully adapts another work and the artwork is par for their particularly gorgeous course. Real life locations have been painstakingly rendered and animated to add a level of realism that Japanese natives might recognize.

Voice acting is superb in both the original dub and the English redub. The Japanese version has seiyuu heavyweight Hirano Aya as the sociopathic Haruhi backed by Tomokazu Sugita dryly snarking as Kyon and supported by Chihara Minori, Goto Yuko and Ono Daisuke.

The English dub is handled by Bandai and features anime A-Listers Wendee Lee and Crispin Freeman as Haruhi and Kyon respectively. They’re backed by Michelle Ruff, Stephanie Sheh and Johnny Yong Bosch who rounds out the brigade.

Both versions are top quality in my opinion so it depends where you fall on the dubs vs subs debate. Personally, I prefer the English cast despite the fact that many critics have claimed that Johnny Yong Bosch has one voice he uses for all his characters. To them I say, HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THE BLACK POWER RANGER THAT WAY?!?!?!

…err…moving on…

Plot And Characters

This brings me to the plot and characters as the subtitle helpfully pointed out. This story is really about Haruhi and the whole world revolves around her character development. She starts off the series as a thoroughly sociopathic little brat who only cares about herself and her position as the “Brigade Chief” in her hunt for the supernatural. This is whittled down by Kyon who does his best to damper Haruhi’s out of control spirit (i.e. taking pictures of Mikuru off the Brigade webpage much to Haruhi’s displeasure). This serves to really develop both characters as Kyon evolves into the power behind Haruhi and coordinator of the brigade’s efforts to preserve the universe and Haruhi becomes less self centered as the series progresses.

The downside of this is the relatively little character development the other brigade members recieve. With the exception of Nagato (who gets an entire arc exploring her motivations and budding humanity) Itsuki and Mikuru never really get to the level of character development that the main characters have. In a bigger cast, this may go unnoticed but with a total of five main characters, having three of them grow much more than the other two is definitely noticeable.

The biggest complaint I have with this series is a sort of compliment because I find to concept of God as a schoolgirl so interesting that I’m a little disappointed when it isn’t used to it’s fullest. I understand that the goal of the SOS Brigade is to keep Haruhi entertained to keep all the weird stuff from happening but the early episodes when Kyon was sucked into alternate dimensions and traveled through time were some of the coolest parts of the show. Haruhi’s reality warping powers are downplayed more and more as the series goes on (with the exception of Endless Eight and do not get me started on Endless Eight!) and I can’t help but feel like the series isn’t living up to its potential. I expected the brigade sans-Haruhi to get flung across the galaxy or fight fairies because Haruhi was going through a Tinkerbell phase or kill vampires and hunt werewolves. As it is, I feel like the series could do with more weird in bigger ways. Maybe the light novels elaborate on this more but I’ll have to wait to see it they’re ever released in English.

Conclusion

So is The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya worth checking out? Absolutely. While by no means perfect, Haruhi offers an interesting concept executed proficiently. The animation is good, the writing is good and no self-respecting anime fan can go without seeing it because all your otaku friends will be making Hare Hare Yukai and you’ll be the awkward guy out…or something…

TAKE US OUT, GIRLS!

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Shonen Smackdown: The Heroes

siderealsandman — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:41:00 -0500

Introduction

German literary visionary and author of Faust Johann Wolfgang von Goethe was once quoted as saying that “a shonen series is only as good as the kid swinging the sword.” Goethe is considered a central part of German literature and his status as a visionary is made more incredible given the fact that he died about 150 years before the publication of the first Shonen Jump. The fact that he had never read the series he was commenting on did little to diminish him as a critic and his 1829 treatise entitled On The Comiks of The Far Eastern Isles and Their Peculiar Tropes and Idioms successfully predicted Sasuke’s betrayal in Naruto, Aizen’s treachery in Bleach and Sogeking’s identity in One Piece a full century before their authors were even born.

Goethe (pictured here) , Writer of Faust and Author of Egmonst, got his start writing unpublished fanfiction under the pen-name Ichi_Ruki_luvr_4_evr

And who can argue with Goethe? Rare is the case of a shonen manga that doesn’t feature a spry youngster slightly older than their target demographic striving to be the best ~~like no one ever was~~. Shonen protagonists are characterized by their genuinely good nature, the relationships they form with their nakama (read: circle of friends) their ability to become stronger as a result of hard work (there’s an aesop for ya kiddies!) and their inability to quit despite losing more blood than should be physically possible.

It’s Only A Flesh Wound (+1 Obligitory Holy Grail Reference)

But, beyond that, each character fleshes himself out in different ways…or at leas they should. If shonen writers today must measure up to Toriyama’s legacy then their heroes must dwell within the cold comfort of Goku’s spiky haired shadow, defining themselves against the archetype without trying to copy it wholesale.

So, having said that, let’s begin by taking a look at our leading men. This is SHONEN SMACKDOWN ROUND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Uzumaki Naruto

Manga: Naruto

Age: 12-timeskip-16

At His Best: Determined, Powerful without being too powerful, wonderfully goofy

At His Worst: Shows signs of aging poorly, prone to OOC angst.

Naruto is what I’d call the quintessential example of the Idiot Hero, a trait he shares with Goku and Luffy. He’s not too bright but he’s good hearted, idealistic and too stupid to know when to quit. Usually, you’ll see this kind of character contrasted with the dark, brooding complicated character who scoffs at the hero’s wide eyed naivete (in Naruto’s case, this role is filled by his ~~lover~~ friend and nothing else Sasuke).

Naruto grew up in the Hidden Ninja Village of Leaf, being persecuted and looked down on for ostensibly being a trouble-maker. On the evening of his failed ninja exam, he learns from teacher that he is the human container for the Kyuubi, The Demon Lord Ninetailed Fox (+1 Okami reference) that nearly destroyed the village on the day Naruto was born. The Kyuubi gives him superhuman chakra (read: chi) and abilities beyond normal ninjas his age.

The crux of Naruto’s character development involves him repairing his bad reputation amongst the villagers who view Naruto and the demon who destroyed their village as one in the same. Naruto believes that if he were to become Hokage (the ninja leader of his village), he would gain the respect and admiration of the people who rejected him. This motivation changes somewhat as he starts to make friends who take precedence over being Hokage. Particularly troubling is the betrayal of his ~~crush~~ friend and nothing else Sasuke, who Naruto spends most of the series trying to reconcile. Naruto’s character evolves from the hapless Fool archetype to something more mature…and this isn’t always handled well.

If I was holding this contest during the initial run of the series (say with One Piece and Bleach at comparable lengths) Naruto would be a shoe in for the top slot as best shonen action hero. The first series Naruto was quirky, a little ditzy but lovable nonetheless. Then Shippuden happened…please remember this phrase because it will make a guest appearance in every one of my reviews on Naruto. For now, I’ll just say I’m not a fan with the choices Kishimoto made post timeskip.

Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo!

Kishimoto made some…interesting decisions with teenage Naruto that often don’t mesh well with his established character. Oh, sure, there are moments of the old goofy Naruto but they’re few and far between lately now that Naruto has angst to deal with. Naruto (especially in the later chapters) is now prone to angsting about Sasuke ~~in a totally platonic way~~, his inability to protect his friends or the fact that the whole world wants him and everyone he’s ever talked to dead.

Ichiraku Ramen ran out of pork flavor…I want to die…

Now, given the circumstances he’s in, any other character might be inclined to crawl into a corner and die but this type of behavior runs against the scrappy little punk we fell in love with in the first series. Naruto doesn’t angst. Hell, Little!Naruto was prone to punch out whatever god-level demon-ninja looked at his friends funny and hang the consequences. He’d truck forward, no matter what the cost! But older Naruto is more prone to doubt than I feel is strictly necessary. It’s good to see him mature as a character but I don’t want him to lose the goofball innocence he had to begin with.

Goddammit, I miss this little goofball…

Kurosaki Ichigo

Manga: Bleach

Age: 15-timeskip-17

At His Best: Caring without being sentimental, smarter than Naruto or Luffy, serious personality that still allows for humor

At His Worst: Overshadows the supporting cast

Ichigo is definitely the odd man out here. This grim looking mug is his default face and he lacks the inherit goofiness that Naruto, Goku and Luffy have. However, Kubo walks the line between serious and stuffy and actually ends up creating a fairly realistic and complex character. Ichigo comes off as moody and unapproachable but the first time we meet him, he’s beating up thugs who desecrated a little girl’s memorial. He has a caring side that only his friends and family are privy to but he won’t hesitate to help someone who needs it. This moody facade also serves Ichigo comedically where he’s often the only sane man surrounded by the most eccentric people in the universe.

Ichigo is unimpressed with your poor bunny-art.

Ichigo is also the only one without any overarching ambition; he doesn’t want to become Hokage or Pirate King. This is what happens when a totally normal kid (ghost seeing aside) is thrown into a totally bizarre situation with the only purpose of protecting the people he loves. He originally took Rukia’s (see Bunny Girl up top) powers to protect his sisters, he went into Soul Society to save Rukia from execution and he went to Hueco Mundo to save his friend Orihime from being used as the Big Bad’s tool. We get a sense that he’s only in this mess because assorted mythological assholes won’t stop kidnapping his friends. His power is totally at the disposal of those close to him…which is good because they don’t have a shot in hell without him.

This is one of the problems Goku suffered from; he was just too damn powerful. He’s not on Mary Sue level of powerful because there still are villains who will step up and beat his ass but he’s powerful enough to relegate everyone else to secondary roles. Now you may be thinking; why is this a bad thing? Shouldn’t the hero be the most powerful person in the cast. Well, yeah, but he shouldn’t totally nullify the efforts of everyone else. He shouldn’t be the only powerful character. This is a trap Ichigo can fall into because he outstrips his friends and allies in terms of power very early in the series and just keeps climbing. His friends are pretty much there to take care of the B-list baddies while Ichigo beats the hell out of the soul-sucking-monster of the week. This is especially egregious given Bleach’s enormous cast and the fact that Ichigo outshines them all. I would like to see some of his friends (who are BAMF’s in their own right) take on more of a role in fighting the forces of evil, if it’s not too much to ask.

Especially you, Chad. You’re my hero, man.

Monkey D. Luffy

Manga: One Piece
Age: 17-timeskip-19
At His Best: Brilliantly Idealistic, surprisingly insightful, fun personified
At His Worst: Childish, lacking depth

If Ash Ketchum lived in the world of One Piece, his name would be Luffy. By far the biggest oddball on this list, Luffy reminds me of a Looney Tune in a world ruled by Tarantino and created by the guy who designed Pirates of the Caribbean. I just started reading One Piece this last year and I have to say I totally love this little freak. Gifted with the powers of stretchy appendages and on a treasure hunt with the biggest weirdos he can lay his hands on, Luffy is the biggest kid in shonen today (despite the fact that he’s older than anyone else).

What you see with Luffy is pretty much what you get; a kid playing pirate for real. One Piece is one of the craziest, off the wall worlds in anime and it’s fitting that we discover it through Luffy’s eyes as he’s pretty much on a treasure hunt. His goal is similar to Naruto’s (or visa versa since OP came first) but we get the feeling that Luffy would give up if finding One Piece would mean alienating or endangering his new friends. The motif of friendship plays heavily throughout the series and Luffy values his relationships as his greatest treasure. He’s quick to avenge his mates ala Ichigo and has the power to make friends with anyone he meets ala Naruto. All in all, Luffy is an energetic, straightforward, honest, lovable kid…but that’s all he is.

On one hand, this works well for him; even when characters die around him, Luffy is less prone to angst and more prone to action. But just as Ichigo’s default mood is moody, Luffy’s is pretty much happy-go-lucky. All the time. Don’t search for hidden depths because as far as I can tell, there are none. Luffy is like a peanut-butter sandwich; straightforward and reliably good but nothing too special. Goku suffered a similar problem for me in that I was always expecting more but I never got it. There’s nothing bad about this perse but there’s nothing totally special about this either.

Verdict

This was a tough call and first and second place were very close. For me, it all came down to who was a more consistent and well rounded character. While I like everyone on this list, the winner is…

ICHIGO: Bleach

Doesn’t he look happy?

While he is far from perfect, Ichigo is the strongest character of the three in my opinion. Kubo wrote a fairly realistic teenager with fairly realistic goals that just happens to have a shinigami ~~girlfriend~~ living in his closet. I felt that Naruto could be inconsistently moody and Luffy, God bless the little bugger, only serves one flavor of ice cream. Also, I felt that Ichigo took a step away from Dragonball while Naruto and Luffy still resemble Goku. Ichigo is fairly reliable from week to week, offering the same care with the frumpy frown that makes him seem aloof without being annoying. And though he leaves his friends in the dust in terms of power level, I can deal with that as long as I can still root for Ichigo. So, in the end, it shakes down like this.

Ichigo: 3 Points

Luffy: 2 points

Naruto: 1 point

So the Current Standings after one smackdown

1st: Bleach
2nd Place: One Piece
3rd Place: Naruto

Next time! I’ll take a look at the villains! Can Aizen maintain Bleach’s stranglehold or with the Akatsuki and the World Government usurp the throne? So until then…um…take care of yourselves…eat well…brush your teeth…go to bed at a reasonable hour…OH YEAAAAAAH!

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Game Review: Persona 3 vs Persona 4

siderealsandman — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:56:02 -0400

Introduction

Let me preface this review by saying one thing; I love both of these games. So very, very much.

I admit, I never thought I’d find true love in a JRPG ever again. I thought The World Ends With You would herald in a new renaissance for JRPG’s on the DS but Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days fell flat and didn’t provide the same thrill that Kingdom Hearts 2did. Lost Odyssey was beautifully told and well written but lacked a certain je ne sais quoi that kept it from being a total grand slam. And Final Fantasy XIII…well, Final Fantasy XIII gladly took all my hopes and dreams, ground them into a fine powder and snorted them with the fifty dollars it robbed from me.It promised so much but failed to totally deliver for a number of reasons…

PICTURED: A number of reasons…

So bereft and broke, I wandered the harsh unforgiving wastes of the internet looking for something to renew my faith in RPG’s. Just when I was about to give up and pony up for a copy of Madden ‘10, The Persona Series descended like a pair of Valkyries to spirit me away from mediocrity across the Rainbow Bridge to Video Game Valhalla where the Mountain Dew runs free and the Cheetos and Bagel Bites pile high and wide.

Like this, but geekier

I didn’t think it was possible to be refreshing and nostalgic at the same time but Persona 3 and 4 pull it off beautifully, mixing clever writing with challenging game play seamlessly. If you’ve got the cash to plunk down for both of these games, I highly recommend picking both up. I guarantee, fans of old school JRPG’s will not be disappointed.

…but, If you’re like me and totally skint broke, you might want to know which one is worth your valuable ~~rent food~~ laundry money. And so, while this is probably harder than a parent picking a favorite child, I’m going to stack these games against each other and see which one is the better PER…SO…NA!

Gameplay: Battles

The blood and guts of any game that isn’t Animal Crossing usually involves the blood and guts of your enemies whetting your icy blade. Both games abandon the new wave of real time combat in RPG’s in favor of good old fashioned turn based combat. Players take turns attacking by either using their weapons to inflict physical damage or by summoning Persona, ethereal manifestations of the character’s inner power, to do magical damage. Each Persona specializes in Elemental Magic (Fire, Ice, Wind, Elec, Dark, Light), Defensive (Healing) Magic (Heal One, Heal All, etc…) and Status Effects (Raise Attack, Lower Defense, Confuse Enemies etc…). Part of the game is tailoring each Persona to match the strengths and weaknesses of the enemy at hand, much like Pokemon…only with horrible, horrible demons instead of cute, fluffy monsters.

Pikachu evolved into…OHSWEETMOTHEROFGOD!

The battle gameplay only differs in the adjustments made between Persona 3 and 4. For example, in Persona 3 you only have control over the main character leaving the rest of your team to follow the general instructions you give them (Full Attack, Play Defensively) and interpret them as they see fit. This works for the most part but when it doesn’t, it can be irritating as hell, especially when your teammates pass up the option to kill the boss in favor of trying to confuse it. Persona 4 medicates this by allowing the player to take control of each party member and direct actions turn by turn instead of laying out a general battle strategy. This one little detail makes life infinitely easier since battle situations change rapidly and it helps to change with them. Persona 3 was a great battle system with only minor flaws but Persona 4 learned from the mistakes of its predecessor

Point to: Persona 4

Gameplay: Social Links

The Persona series has often been described as Final Fantasy meets Bleach meets a Japanese Dating Sim by critics I invented to gain credibility. In each game, the protagonist gains power from relationships he builds with people at school and around town. Each relationship, or “Social Link” corresponds to a class of Persona based on the 22 Major Tarot Arcana in a system that really shows that Atlus did their homework. For example, The Emperor Arcana symbolizes a desire to control one’s surroundings and the realization that some things in life are out of control. The S.Link for the Emperor Arcana comes in the form of a young man in both games, trying to control everything around him. You level up the S.Link by having conversations and as your relationship with your S.Links grow, your power to create Personae of that particular Arcana grow as well, bestowing extra experience and unlocking powerful Personas.

Persona 3 pioneered this mechanic and really had fun experimenting with this style. For the most part, they got it right, writing compelling little side stories that were fun to unlock when marching up Tartarus and killing shadows got tiresome. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the S.Links in Persona 3…it’s just that Persona 4 did it a whole lot better.

Firstly, Reversing Arcana’s happens when you hurt that friendship in a way that cripples your ability to create Persona. In Persona 3, this was as easy as forgetting you had plans with one character which results in them getting mad, your Link reversing and your Persona skills being damaged until you can beg and scrape enough to get back in their good graces. This is much harder to do in Persona 4 where you pretty much have to pick the puppy-kicking asshole option from the dialogue tree to get people mad at you.

Secondly, since your Protagonist is a minor Japanese sex god with a virility that makes Aphrodite look like a blushing virgin, you will attract the romantic attention of every female you talk to. Now in Persona 3, you had to carefully keep your female Social Links at a the same level so one doesn’t get the wrong idea and cause one of those happy Social link reversals we love so much. In Persona 4, you have the blessed option of the friend zone where you can actually be friends with a girl without wanting to…spend quality time with her as the game puts it.

Finally, let me ask a question. The Moon Arcana can represent dreams, illusion, fears and madness and both games accurately display this. Now, you have to have somewhere around 15-16 conversations with this person to level up your S.Link; would you rather,

A) Protect a gluttonous con artist from the kids he swindled money in order to fund his doomsday cult and spend afternoons talking about different kinds of ramen?
or
B) Befriend a girl who masks crippling, suicidal self esteem issues with a facade of bitchiness and help her overcome her inferiority complex gained from years of abuse at the hands of children that made fun of her weight?

If you answered B, then you see what I’m talking about. There were some S.Links in Persona 3 that I genuinely disliked but were forced to talk to in order to get the best Personae. Persona 4 tried to make all the S.Links likable and for the most part, they succeeded in drumming up sympathy for every character you had to interact with. There’s also the bonus incentive to make friends with your teammates who gain special abilities like being able to heal status affects, take a mortal blow for you or drop kick an enemy out of battle!

This is Chie. She can roundhouse kick enemies out of the battle like Walker Texas Ranger fighting Team Rocket

Point: Persona 4

Story
Good storytelling has been a hallmark of Japanese Role Playing games since the early days of Final Fantasy and Shin Megami Tensei. As opposed to their Western brethren that tend to offer players a choice of stories based on the choices they make (see Mass Effect for a good example of choose-your-own-adventure storytelling), Japanese RPG’s are more committed to telling a unified story and Personas 3 and 4 are no exception. The basic riff running through both games’ stories is that you, Mr. [Your Name Here], are a transfer student moving to a new town when strange things start to happen to you or your new school mates.

Persona 3 places the protagonist in the city of Iwatodai where his ability to awaken a “Persona” allows him to join an extracurricular group dedicated to exterminating monsters called Shadows during a hidden 13th hour called the Midnight Hour when the rest of humanity are suspended in deep sleep. Your standard Monster of the Week plot ensues as the Protagonist and his new chums are tasked with exploring a mysterious tower (dubbed Tartarus) and defeating massive shadows once a month on the full moon. Along the way, the motivations for the shadow extermination squad become suspect and the main character is forced to grapple with an ancient god for the fate of the world.

Persona 4 shifts the focus from the city to the country as the Protagonist is shipped out to live with his uncle while his parents are working overseas. A rumor circulates around your new school about a supernatural Midnight Channel that hosts strange apparitions on rainy nights. Things quickly escalate once people appearing on the Midnight Channel start to end up victims of a serial killer that confounds the police. After discovering a way to enter a world inside the TV and gaining Personas by facing the dark parts of their souls, the Protagonist’s friends decide to take matters into their own hands and solve a case that constantly proves itself more than it seems.

Both stories provide for a compelling, engaging gaming experience but I have to say that Persona 4 boasted a more interesting story. Persona 3 had players step into the role of a Shadow slayer without giving any reason as to why the Shadows need to be slain. Persona 4 offers solid motivation by showing the victims of the serial killer and the dangers of the TV world. The player feels more of an unpleasant intimacy with the murders and there are tangible (and horrible) results for failing a mission beyond getting booted to the Game Over screen. Defeat can lead to frustration in P3 because there’s less incentive to press on with the story beyond “Mitsuru-senpai will get mad at you.”

Though, to be fair, I wouldn’t want to cross her either…

Persona 4 will tell you when you fail and that the person you failed to save is now dangling from a TV antenna because you were too busy with your side job to save her from being murdered IN THE TV BY HER PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUES!! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! SHE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU! NOW GO BACK A WEEK IN TIME AND TRY AGAIN!!!

Point: Persona 4

Conclusion

WINNER: Persona 4

Well, what have we learned? Persona 3 failed to score a single point when stacked against Persona 4, making it the better game in my opinion. But this is less of an attack on P3’s quality and more of a marker of how much P4 learned from its predecessor. Persona 4 is everything a sequel should be; it takes what worked well from Persona 3 while trimming or fixing elements that didn’t work as well. Persona 3 is still a fantastic game and heads and shoulders above many of the RPGs that have come out since then. But Persona 4 builds on that success while finding an identity of its own. My advice; get both. Dust off your old PS2s and take them out for a ride they won’t forget. But if you can only get one, get Persona 4. You will not be disappointed

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Shonen Smackdown: It Has Begun...

siderealsandman — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 17:54:00 -0400

Introduction

“…yea, and it was writ that Akira Toriyama ascended to the heavens, cloaked in the resplendent majesty of Super Sayin Level 7 and withdrew from the world of Shonen Manga to let his protegees fight for the crown he left behind…
”

Book of the most Sacred Mangaka: Chapter 5, Verses i-iv

I’m not going to lie and say I took up martial arts for any other reason than Dragonball Z made it look awesome. Granted, I stayed long after i found out that it was impossible to shoot ki blasts from one’s hands but I think I can speak for a majority of American boys when I say that Dragonball and Dragonball Z shaped our childhoods. Aside from Batman: The Animated Series, there was really no other show that showed such mind blowing action combined with a relatively light tone that didn’t take itself too seriously

AND WITH A VILLAIN LIKE THIS, HOW CAN YOU?

As much as I loved the show as a kid, I do have a few complaints. Toriyama himself has gone on record complaining that he padded the series out longer than he wanted to due to executive meddling and DBZ in particular is infamous for its long, overdrawn arcs that led to the stereotype that all anyone did in Dragonball is stand around and power up.

AL…MOST…THERE…JUST…TEN…MORE…EPISODES…

But all things must come to an end but for the minor gripes, Dragonball is the golden standard to which all Shonen Manga must measure up to. It says something about the staying power of a series that is still aired today.

But The King is Dead, and the princes are left to duke it out for the throne. Three series follow in the footsteps of Toriyama in hopes of becoming ~~Hokage~~, ~~King of Pirates~~, King of Shonen Manga. In the coming weeks, I will weigh each according to his merits, measure them against the master and how well they have made their own name and at the end, two will be found wanting.

It’s time to put the debate to bed. It’s time for a king to be crowned. It’s Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Shinigami. This…is….SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!

The Criteria

I’ve selected competitors for this series of reviews based on popularity, quality and faithfulness to the archetypal shonen manga.

I did not include series like Soul Eater because, though it is far and away a better read than any manga in this competition, it unfortunately lacks in popularity. This may seem like a shallow characteristic to judge a series on and, honestly, it is. But you have to remember that Dragonball (once again, the gold standard) infected the minds of kids across continents and cultural boundaries. So I can see kids running around pretending to be pirates and ninjas but I think Soul Eater is a little too obscure for younger minds.

PICTURED: TOO COOL FOR THIS REVIEW…

I didn’t include Fullmetal Alchemist because it follows a different tradition than the one Naruto, One Piece and Bleach follow. There are certain trends and tropes that tie these three series together that are missing from Fullmetal Alchemist. Arakawa made her own series independent of this tradition and ~~wrote a better series than anyone on this list~~ it’s hard to compare the series across the board.

HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BITCHES!

Also absent is Inuyasha which I just don’t like.

True, there are legions of fans who will chop my Tetsaiga off for failing to include Inuyasha in the running but I never got into the show, it’s not my cup of tea and it’s not really Shonen. Seriously. Though it has giant swords, evil demons and superpowered protagonists, this is primarily a romance with swords. I only read the last chapters and I don’t think it stacks up to Takahashi’s other works.And If Ranma 1/2 doesn’t get a nod, Inu-puppy doesn’t either.

PUPPY EYES WILL NOT AVAIL YOU…

So what we are left with are the big three currently featured in Shonen Jump. They are…

THE BIG THREE

NARUTO

Weighing in at 11 Years, 514 chapters, 350 episodes and 4 OVA

The story of Naruto Uzumaki who wants to become the Hokage, ninja leader of his village. But he struggles with the demon sealed within, the scorn of the people in his village, an organization bent on world domination and the betrayal of his best friend. Slowly, Naruto sees what it means to be Hokage, even if that means killing someone he once considered a brother ~~and nothing else you yaoi fans!~~

BLEACH

Weighing in at 9 years, 423 chapters, 294 episodes and 3 OVA

15 year old Ichigo Kurosaki has always been a normal kid…who could see ghosts, until his life is changed by a shinigami (a psychopomp comparable to the Grim Reaper) named Rukia Kuchiki. He takes on her powers when she is injured and finds himself plunged into a world that poses constant danger to the people he cares about. Fighting Hollows ~~by moonlight~~, rescuing his friends ~~by daylight~~ Ichigo is committed to the protection of the world and everyone he cares about no matter who stands in his way.

ONE PIECE

Weighing in at 13 years, 550 chapters, 450 episodes, 10 OVA

It is the age of Piracy. The “Pirate King” has been executed, leaving his title and vast fortune “One Piece” to anyone who can find it. Luffy, imbued with the rubbery powers of the Devil Fruit and inspired by his childhood hero Shanks, sets out to find a crew and claim his spot as Pirate King. Combating villainous pirates, the long arm of a relentless marine forceand a world government gone mad, the crew of the Going Merry relentlessly pursue their dreams.

In the weeks to come, I’ll judge them on

Heroes
Villains
Supporting Cast
Tone
Story
Character Interactions
Writing
Humor/Drama

All will be judged…but in the end…THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

PLACE

YOUR…

BETS.

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Manga Review: A Guy's Look at Ouran High School Host Club

siderealsandman — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 16:55:25 -0400

Introduction

Last time I checked (and I check every morning) I am a man and I, like many men below thirty, strive to be as manly as possible. A real hard drinking, weight lifting, bar fighting, football playing, bear wrestling, alligator surfing he-man to shame Prince Adam and the Masters of the Universe (+1 obscure 80’s reference). All men compete in a constant unspoken challenge to our masculinity probably left over from our needlessly territorial Neanderthal ancestors that all men measure up against in drinking contests, arm wrestling and Super Smash Bros. Well, as of today, I give up claim on any Highlander-esque competition (+2 obscure 80’s reference) for the Manliest Man in the World because I actually found a shojo manga that I like. And if that makes me less of a man then braid my hair, paint my nails and call me Loretta (+3 obscure 80’s reference) because if I’m going to be a girl, I’m going to be a pretty girl, damnit!.

This, is Ouran High School Host Club by Bisco Hatori

Premise

OPULENCE…I HAS IT…

I can’t even tell you how I got into this series but I’m going to blame a friend of my friend named David, not because it’s his fault but because I have to blame someone and he’s not here right now so screw you David!

Well, now that that’s out of the way…

Ouran tells the tale of young Haruhi Fujioka (Top Picture: Bottom Right), a middle class student on scholarship at the Ouran Academy in Japan (pictured above); a private school so ludicrously expensive it makes Code Geass’ Ashford Academy look like Bleach’s Karakura High School.

YEAH, I WENT THERE. DEAL WITH IT, LULU.

Our story begins with Haruhi wandering the halls of Ouran alone, looking for a room to be all cute and nerdy in when Haruhi accidentally stumbles upon this…

PICTURED: BISHIE EXPLOSION

This is the titular Ouran Host Club; a group of teenage boys paid to entertain female clientele (and no, not like that…I think…). This mostly involves serving tea and cookies while dropping ludicrously blatant fanservicy lines here and there to elicit squees of delight from their clients. Haruhi, being the only sane person in a school full of eccentric rich kids, offers this in response…

OUR THOUGHTS EXACTLY

But in the process of G-ing TFO, Haruhi knocks over a priceless vase and, since it happened to be ungodly expensive, Haruhi has to work for the club to pay off the debt. Over the course of the first issue/episode, we see Haruhi go from club gofer to full host, charming the girls with adorable naivete.

At this point, I was ready to give up on the manga as another shonen-ai fan-service romp, albeit a pretty well written one. Nothing against yaoi or yaoi fans (please put the pitchforks down!) but the idea of a bunch of guys just paling around in an ambiguously friendly didn’t really peak my interest until…

HUUUUUUUUUWHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!

And with a twist that would blow M.Night Shyamalan’s tiny little mind, it turns out that Haruhi is (OMGSPOILER) a girl. Though for fans of the other Haruhi, we probably saw this one coming.

Since Haruhi still has a massive debt to pay off, the club vows to maintain the masquerade and thus begin our wacky hijinks in the world of chaste semiprofessional high school prostitution (kidding, KIDDING! NO, NOT THE FA-)

Characters

Ouran seems to do the impossible with characterization as the author takes stock characters from shojo manga (The White Prince, The Ambiguously Gay Twins, The Tall Silent One, The Brainy One, The Cute One) and punks the hell out of them. For example, there’s our leading man, Tamaki Suoh. At first, he seems like the typical knight in shining armor, owning the exotic French guy motif while producing boquets of roses out of thin air like Tuxedo Freaking Mask…

Fait-il chaud ici, ou c’est juste vous?

But, we soon learn that this Prince Charming character is more of a spastic, naive, goofball who’s not as cool as everybody thinks he is. And honestly, this really rounds him out and makes him a more likable character

HUGGLES!!!!

The same could be said for the other characters that Hatori really fleshes out. You can almost see the progression as relatively flat, stock characters from other manga take on a life of their own. The Hitachiin Twins, Hikaru and Kaoru begin as dead ringers for the Weasly Twins but their back-story reveals more lonely characters who depend on each other for lack of anyone else who understands them.

All the characters are wonderfully fleshed out and developed but I would have honestly liked to see more from Hanni and Mori (Top Picture: The Big Guy and the Little Blonde Guy). We get a little back-story from them but it’s mostly in relation to each other or played for laughs (like little Hanni being a third degree badass who wiped out a squadron of marines for waking him from his nappy time). Still, Hatori does a good job of rotating the main cast in relation to the periphery characters so everyone gets time in the spotlight without losing focus on the main characters.

Writing

Ouran’s largely disjointed, episodic style of writing serves as both benefit and minor detriment. One the one hand, most issues are compact with a few story arcs stitching the plot together (such as Tamaki’s grandmother using her position of power to strong-arm Tamaki into quitting the club). It works for the most part and Hatori handles drama and comedy equally without either seeming forced.The Longer plots work for the most part but the whiplash between single issue stories and longer arcs can get confusing if you skip an issue here or there. But on the whole, it’s a minor complaint that doesn’t seriously detract from the story’s enjoyability.

It’s worth mentioning, if I haven’t already, that this series enjoys taking the ever loving piss out of shojo high school romance in general. The characters are genre savvy to the point of tapping on the fourth wall. At one point, Tamaki makes the claim that, as the main male and female roles, he and Haruhi are naturally love interests (relegating the rest of the club to “homo side characters”). This series takes potshot at fangirls (I’m looking at you Renge) twincest (deliberately played up by the Hitachiin twins) and romances where neither character can spit it out (again, Tamaki and Haruhi).

Conclusion

I once read somewhere that a good story is one that delivers more than it promised. Ouran High School Host Club promised a romantic high school romp but delivered a healthy helping of tongue and cheek parody along with it. A series that appeals to its target audience has done it’s job sufficiently but a series that can reach out past it’s intended readers goes above and beyond and stands out from its peers as excellence.

LEFT: ME; RIGHT: TARGET AUDIENCE

Now that the manga just ended, I heartily endorse the whole series. In short, Ouran is a parody of romance manga that lovingly tributes the source material while still staying fresh and original. Well worth your time, regardless if you’re a fan of shojo manga.

And if liking it makes me less of a man, then Bedazzle my scrunchy socks and buy me a Tiffany CD! (+6 obscure 80’s references)

Ouran High School Host Club is the work of Bisco Hatori. The Manga is produced by Hakusensha and distributed by Viz in North America with an Anime produced by Studio Bones and Distributed by Funimation. This review is intended for entertainment purposes only. This review is intended for entertainment purposes only and is in no way a challenge to the copyrighted material included. Please support the original work.

Dear Readers,

siderealsandman — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 23:33:32 -0400

Hello, my name is Benjamin and I’m…an undercover otaku.

HI BEN…

This may sound weird to say introducing a video game and anime blog; after all, the neat little description box up there mentions that I should probably be doing homework instead of writing anime reviews but I feel like “undercover” is the operative word here.

See, with the exception of my immediate family, the sheer extent of my geekiness has gone largely unknown. By day, I am a mild mannered West Coast college student majoring in English. I most certainly do not read Naruto fancomics online. I most certainly do not write more fanfiction than I do original work and I most certainly did NOT cry when the last issue of Bleach hit stands!

NOT PICTURED: FANBOY TEARS ಥ‿ಥ

But I digress.

As fanboys go, I suppose I’m still pretty n00bish. Sure, I’ve got Evangelion and Haruhi on DVD but that’s like saying you’re an expert on Kung-Fu movies because you have Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Sure, I grew up on the Digimon and Pokemon dubs but you’d be hard pressed to find a kid who watched Fox Saturday Morning and didn’t. I only heard of Ocarina of Time because it came bundled with my N64. At first, my interest in anime and manga only served as an alternative to the lack of good sci-fi and fantasy in the US

PICTURED: GOOD ~~FANTASY ROMANCE LITERATURE~~ KINDLING

But what started as a quick fix turned into a longterm addiction I’ve yet to shake. I’d say it’s like being hooked on heroin but as we all know, heroin is cheaper.

Part of the purpose of this blog is to chronicle my forays deeper into anime, video games and all other manner of geeky trappings. I hope to post reviews pretty regularly and use the opportunity to ~~extend my reach to the stars above~~ expand my horizons. In writing these reviews, I hope to improve my writing style so any and all feedback is greatly appreciated.

So, with that, let the madness commence!

Sincerely,

The Undercover Otaku